America will slowly destroy itself

The legalisation of marijuana will cause a chain reaction. Other States will legalise it, and then, people will get so high that they will kill their intelligence. They will then legalise other drugs, and we will all die from dumbasses who failed to listen during health class.

there's a fine line between marijuana and most other drugs.

This is a nice parody, but it is literally what the EU referendum will do to the Conservative Party here.

If you're dumb enough to abuse it then it's your own fault.

Besides, that's not what happened here.

Actually the US's youth will be taken over by the Japanese. Think about it, they where totally cool with it after we bombed them, a few decades later Nintendo becomes the fucking shit in America. Nintendo is a Japanese company. The Nintendo 64 becomes Nintendo's fall from dominance. Anime gets popular around the same time. Nintendo was just a cover up for everyone to think the Japanese are cool now. The only reason Nintendo is still alive is to cover up any suspicions. Anime still continues to be extremely popular. Youths start going to anime cons and shit. They also start to become weird looking outcasts, usually obese and terrifying. Anime cons are actually top secret Japanese military testing based where victims are given experimental shots to mutate their genetics turning them into mutated outcasts. The Japanese continue to control the mutated youths through subliminal messages hidden in anime. The mutated youths continue to attend anime cons. The Japanese will create brain washing sessions where they will have complete control over youths with use of a trigger word. Army of mutated youths still not big enough. Japanese start kidnapping regular children and begin a painful brainwashing session in which an addiction for anime is imprinted into their mind along with their daily life. These children are currently known as day walkers, and their sole purpose is to convert average children to anime. The converted children will go on to become mutated, but the day walkers will maintain their role as a day walker. Japan has plans to over take all of Americas youth, and this will continue until they have achieved their goal. Once they do this they will have the mutated youths breed, now that they can reveal their true selves, they can produce 7 off spring every 2 days. These offspring can reach adult hood in 12 hours. With these mutated creatures they can take over the rest of the world in a matter of days. Japan could get rid of them at this point, but they use them for game shows because they are Japan. The legalization of weed is just a cover up to make everyone too high to give a shit. The only way to prevent this is to bomb them again, and make sure we don't leave anything behind this time.

Listen, the reason why marijuana is being legalized is because the last time pot heads ruled the US-- the hippie era-- progressives made their most prominent advancements to the welfare state.

Unfortunately, while the conservatives and libertarians are going to win back the senate, we won't have enough time to cut our terrible system out of our deficit before the liberal zombie flood starts coming.

Over 61% of Americans believe abortion should be illegal only in certain circumstances. 80% believe it should be illegal after the third trimester. 63% believe it should be illegal after the 2nd trimester. 74% believe in some sort of ultrasounds. 80% believe in parental notification. Over 75% are MORE fiscally conservative then republicans.

We are winning, and they need to throw us a curve-ball to stop it. Oh, and gay marriage? How about the first openly gay republican?